And you say I am too cerebral

SQL
Originally uploaded by ~ arun ~.

SELECT me.issues, you.issues INTO currentsituation
FROM deepestsecrets me
LEFT OUTER JOIN apprehensions you
ON you.vulnerability = me.neediness
WHERE you.history not in (Select sexID from exboyfriends where quality like '%in love%') and me.habits not in (Select habitID from regrets where habittype in ('flatulant', 'drunkard', 'clueless')

that didn't go the way I had planned

awkward polaroid friends
Originally uploaded by Claire L. Evans.

We celebrated St. Patty's Day
on February 14th.

No one
could be confused about our intent,
except me.

I took your picture 100 times.
I took pictures of your shoes.
I took a picture of you eating.

At least I was the one with the pictures
to throw away.

100 fun/or not so fun facts about me

100 fun/or not so fun facts about me
Originally uploaded by snatched.

My underplayed stretch for perfection
and
attention
can never be rubbed away
if coated in a plastic sheath
of poetics
and flat out lies.

There are no more door prizes.

These words are not who I am.

If I told you the truth, you wouldn't believe me anyway.

This is not a photo opportunity

This is not a photo opportunity
Originally uploaded by Styggiti.

When I see you in the supermarket talking on your cell phone, I often wonder who it is you are talking to. And then, I wonder, where are they? In the supermarket too?

Did they just
run into a four-year-old child
with their shopping cart full of organic produce?