what i need to stop doing

what i need to stop doing
Originally uploaded by jchavez483.

Lists have a knack
for being annoying.

They seem to exist
to squeeze out
every
ounce
of fun
from my life

Does anyone ever make a list like this?

-smoke pot before parent's arrive
-drink 15 cocktails at xmas party
-try cocaine in public bathroom
-have unprotected sex (again)
-skip work to go shopping

I call that realistic.

I hate myself.